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[VA-Unfinished]

Sound Stopping

I didn't watch the movie, and I didn't want to screw your score over so I just put 5's on everything.
Anyway, to get the sound to stop I think you need to stick it on its own layer, that way it stops wherever your last frame of that layer is, then you can add a keyframe to stop it, or an actionscript, or you can just put frames up until the last frame of the movie on the other layers.

[A Typicial Flash Movie]

That Was FUCKED!

Did you guys see that part where the rabid werewolf with the chaingun jumps into the camping tent of the gypsys and was like "Hey bitches Im a fucking level 10 Fighter and shit, how do you like that bitch huh fuckers you think your to good for a permanent home like a damn Mongolian, and then the gypsys like hey Dude suck on this and jumps in his space ship and fucking owns that biznitch with his Flux Capacitor Drive, and times like im going all crazy and theres flashes and everyone's like dude what the shizzle, they are all like transported outside this building and Valdimir Lenin falls out of the ship and hes like Hey Bitches you like Making Fuck and he starts humping up all in everyones face like it wasn't anyone's business, and then Hitlers like Hey dudes doesn't that look like some kind of Alien Headquarters, couldn't you just see aliens living there and everyones like HAHAHA crazy hitler, and Mr. T road his giant dragon and/or penis into everyone's face, but then I realized it was just looping in the end so it kind of just sucked ass...

[Bomb the world to pieces.]

Powerpoint or Flash?

If I wanted a powerpoint presentation about how we are horrible to the Iraqi people I wouldn't be at a website that has flash movies on it.

I don't know about the song, maybe it was banned for other reasons...

the-unknown-soldier responds:

i see your point, but i wanted to get people to hear the song, and all the rest didn't really matter.

[Analogy of Terror]

Everything You Say is Intrinsically Incorrect

The first thing wrong with your flash is that you call it an analogy, unless the guys who are wearing clothes with their respective countries on them are as far as the analogy goes this isn't an analogy.
At every step theres more and more wrong, the pictures are just wrong, the music is extremely out of place, a flash with cartoon guys shooting each other to star wars like symphony music is kind of wierd and mock-epic like. Anyway after all that, the facts are wrong, Yes according to the past we did fund them, but at the time they were in a similar state as the Northern Alliance, but no mention of what the Northern Alliance will do in thirty years, because we simply don't know. Of course, hindsight is always the clearest sight, and it is possible to learn from it, but you say nothing about teaching anybody anything, if you did this flash might be redeemable. Now, we didn't actually give them much of anything, just taught them rudimentary commonly known guerilla tactics, allowing them to defeat the russians who were advancing through there lands. After the war new leaders came to power within there splinter group and they took power in afghanistan, turning into a dictatorship, or a totalitarian oligarchy, anyway they used their cash crop of date rape drugs( couldn't think of the real drug) to fund other terrorists, but mostly just let them have a safe haven to train in. Now the cash that we gave afghanistan being spent by this time means that the actual terrorists didn't get any of it, and the guerilla tactics we taught the taliban of destroying roads to dissalow access for tanks, etc. doesn't really apply to flying a plane into a building. Oh yeah and the whole thing about the Taliban liking Isreal (if thats what was happening) is alittle wrong, hopefully I didn't write something wrong, but im not going to go back and check it, oh yeah and you keep working on your flash films so you can make some more flashes, that actually contain some more fleshed out views of political events, etc.

James-Ball responds:

the countries were on the dudes shirts and face it we did give them money no matter how you slice it